Alert: There is no CBRN gas mask shortage, just a shortage of time.

I recieved an email with a piece of intel that stated that there are Sheriff Departments who claim that there is a shortage of CBRN gas masks. This could not be further from the truth. I am an authorized distributor of such gas masks for a California company. I actually release them for less than the company that I distribute for, I have no overhead. Now, if the masks are to reach the departments by late December 24th then the orders must be in NOW. I hate to come across like a pushy salesperson because I truly am not, I am concerned that people may suffer or die for the lack of what I have a huge inventory just sitting there waiting for someone to take an interest in. So, please if you need these masks contact me asap. I only have a few hours left to ship today and even then I can't guarantee that they will be where you are in time.
Thank you and God Bless,
Your brother in Arms,
DJ Fisher
Chaplain / Communications
31st FF
Captain
UCSA

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